Judgement Day at 1 Bayan... (Hilarious!!)

Walau... today very geng man! We did a little trial based on the story How Dalat Got its Name. The trial is about who shall be the new chief of the village. So we spent the last two periods to do that trial. Here's the whole table for who's who:

Brandon: Judge
Kazuki: Galau (Lawyers: Su-Lise, Nina, Ashreen)
Thaqif: Umat (Lawyers: Yeh Yang, Joven, Zheng Hao)
Aiman: Lutong
Stanley: Villager/ Translator/ Security Guard
Jury: Jessica, Candace, Tian Mei, Kiki, Me, Ming Kai and CCL

For the dialogues, I think this is how it will go... don't blame me if it's inaccurate and not complete~ I'm just writing what I can remember... Tell me if I made a mistake OK guys? XD

Stanley: All rise to the judge!
Everyone: *Stands*
Judge: We have gathered here today for the trial between Galau and Umat to decide who shal be the new chief of the village. The defenders and prosecutors together with their lawyers may stand before the audience.
Galau, Umat and their lawyers: *stands*
Judge: The trial may begin now. Defender and prosecutor you may start.
Yeh Yang: Your Honour, Umat must be the new chief because he is braver, stronger than Galau.
Su-Lise: Objection! Your Honour.
Judge: Sustain.
Su-Lise: A chief doesn't have to be strong nor brave. You must be smart. What if you just simply go to war without any strategy? Surely you guys will die. Look at Umat, he just has a small, tiny brain.
Everybody: *laughing maniacally*
Judge: ORDER!! Order in the court!!
Yeh Yang: Objection! Your Honour.
Judge: Sustain.
Yeh Yang: But you need the guts too. You can't win alone with the strategy. What if we're down to 5/100 people?
Su-Lise: Objection! Your Honour.
Judge: Sustain.
Su-Lise: So that is why me must have strategy. We can't win alone with strength only. One can be here, here, here, here and here. (lol!)
Judge: Okok, 3-minutes break! *Hits hammer*

3 minutes later...

Judge: Okay, we may continue with the trial. Defenders you may continue.
Su-Lise: Thank you your honour. Umat may be strong and brave but he is also cruel and hot-tempered.
Joven: Objection! Your Honour.
Judge: Sustain.
Joven: But what proof do you have?!
Su-Lise: Then I shall call a witness to the stand.
Su-Lise: Okay, what's your name?
Gin Ann: My name is Chong Gin Ann.
Su-Lise: How old are you?
Gin Ann: 7 years old.
Su-Lise: Why do you say Umat is a very hot-tempered and cruel man?
Gin Ann: Oh, it all started like this. One morning, while I was playing with my rattan ball, it suddenly rolled into Umat's garden. Then, when I went there to get the ball, suddenly Umat saw me and slapped me. (Lol!)
Yeh Yang: Objection! Your Honour.
Judge: Sustain.
Yeh Yang: What proof do you have? You can lie in court can you?
Su-Lise: The father of this little kid witnessed Umat slapping his daughter. Then, your Honour, may I call in another witnesses to prove Umat's cruelty?
Judge: Proceed.
Su-Lise: I call in Shiu Dione!
Su-Lise: Shiu Dione, why would you say Umat is cruel?
Shiu Dione: Well, it's because while I was working in the office. I saw Umat beating up my boss just for taking over his place.
Yeh Yang: Objection! Your Honour.
Judge: Sustain.
Yeh Yang: Oh yeah, What proof do you have? And who's you boss?
Su-Lise: You want proof eh? Then I will call in the company's boss himself.
Stanley: Do you to speak only and only the truth?
Simon: Yessss....
Su-Lise: So, how did Umat beat you up?
Simon: Well, he came to my office one day and says that he wants to take over my place. But I refused so he beat me up. See the bruise on my forehead?
Umat: That bruise can't proof anything! What if that's you birthmark and you pretended it's just a bruise? I think you're just trying to make me look bad because I flurted with his wife...
Everyone: LOL!!!!
Judge: ORDER IN THE COURT!!

*Bell suddenly rings*

Ms. Rona: Uh-oh, time's up. The last statement and we can move on to the juries.
Su-Lise: People, would you want this cruel, hot-tempered and small-brained person to rule over the village?
Supporters: No!!!
Su-Lise: That is all, your Honour.
Yeh Yang: *toot* Objection!! Your Honour.
Judge: Denied. No foul words in the court! (Lol) And further more I the bell rang so there's no more time.
Yeh Yang: Fine... *crosses arms*
Judge: Juries, you may speak of your final decisions.
Candace: Your Honour, we have made up our mind... We've decided that Umat is pleaded... Guilty!
Judge: So it is settled then. I have made my decision that Umat will be facing a life-time sentence in jail for Aggression, Sexual harassment (Oh man, everybody laughed at this part), drug trafficking, child abuse, adultery and treason.
Galau and his lawyers with his supporters: Yahooooo!!!!!!!

Walau.... today so damn fun man!! Hope we can do this trial thingy again!! XD